Dating china sex for chinese & Sex dating in kansas: June 2013

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welcome back! where have you been???? the shortage of big boobs made me sad :(

I'm sorry. :< I've had an excess of negative real life crud to deal with. On the bright side, I've relocated to a safe environment, have a stable internet connection again, and received a tablet as a birthday gift. There will be no more shortage of big boobies!

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(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧うんち: RIP my tablet

(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧うんち: RIP my tablet:

tearopod:

I'm expecting to receive another one in May. Unfortunately, the arrival date was ridiculously broad. Because of this, I am going to issue refunds to everyone that has commissioned me. I had managed to work on several pieces before my tablet died, so I will e-mail the individuals what I have done…

I'm especially sorry to all of my NSFW fans. I don't post nearly enough here, nor show enough appreciation for all the polite and sweet messages I receive. I'm bad at being punctual with responses, then I hate myself for being late, then I just don't respond at all because I figure the people that message me probably hate my guts for being late and not saying anything. Regardless, I'm very ashamed of myself for not being more grateful for my followers. You guys are part of the reason I've been able to pay my damned awful medical bills, and that obviously means a lot. I'm going to stop typing now before I cry like a pansy.

Suddenly, a shitty reference sheet. Trying to make time to draw...

Suddenly, a shitty reference sheet. Trying to make time to draw more.

WIP

Happy Valentines/Hearts and Hooves day! I'll start posting...

Happy Valentines/Hearts and Hooves day! I'll start posting more frequently whenever I get new glasses.

Greetings to all of my new followers.

More pre-sketches for commissions! Each one is $15. If...

More pre-sketches for commissions! Each one is $15. If you've seen my past submitted commissions, that'll give you an idea of what the final products will look like.

For now, I'm opening five slots for individuals that want any of these, or any from the $10 selection. Want more than one? No problem, one slot isn't limited to one drawing.

I will draw any ponies you want, may they be from the current show, past generations, or original characters.

To commission me, please e-mail me at whatisinmytea@gmail.com

Please include in your e-mail:

- Name of the pre-sketch(es) you want (names are on the drawings, ex. Solo #1).

- The characters you want drawn. If you want an OC drawn PLEASE include links to references.

- Please tell me the genders of the ponies, if you want gender swaps, or herms. This does not apply to the Tentacles pre-sketches. They will be for females only.

- Please let me know if you want the final result posted or not.

I will respond to you when I get your e-mail with my Paypal address. I accept Paypal only, and use a different e-mail for it (so please don't try to send payment to the commission contact e-mail). I require payment before I start your drawing(s).

If you have any questions, you can contact me via e-mail. Also, I always ask for at least one week to complete individual orders. People that order more than 2 drawings might have to wait a little longer.

Commissions for the very kind, and patient, Kitten Noir over at...

Commissions for the very kind, and patient, Kitten Noir over at FA.

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The Original Ask Berry Punch: Important (please read)

The Original Ask Berry Punch: Important (please read):

shunkawarakin:

datcatwhatcameback:

If my art and pony blogs go down I don't know if I will bother bringing them back.

Lamia's art blog was deleted today. Again. And this time Lamia actually bought the domain. It didn't stop tumblr from being a broken piece of shit.

We tried putting a blog together to…

Signal Boost.

Because people whose only 'contribution' to the fandom is fucking over art blogs whose content they dislike should NOT be allowed to win.

Done with concepts for today. So sore.

Someone cancelled their commission half way through completion,...

Someone cancelled their commission half way through completion, so I changed a couple of things and slapped some unforgivably annoying colors on it and made a futa pony for myself. Then I decided to share it in case anyone wanted to go blind.

Finished the last commission in the queue.

I am now a futa fan because of that Double Dip picture. Thank you for introducing me to my new favorite fetish!

Oh my, thank Omnifob! If it wasn't for him I wouldn't have drawn the picture.

Is this a nice fandom? I'm scared of posting my art because of nasty people I've met on deviantART.

There are many, many wonderfully kind people in this fandom. Don't not post to DA just because of the sour folks, else you'll miss out on meeting some great people and amazing artists.

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bedussey: instead of saying "horny" why don't people just say "sexcited"

bedussey:

instead of saying "horny" why don't people just say "sexcited"

Paint Balloon War Photo Shoot | Facebook

Paint Balloon War Photo Shoot | Facebook:

Welcome to a wonderful world of splashy color! Jaxx Victoria Photography will be hosting a water balloon war — with a colorful twist! The balloons will be filled with a mixture of non-toxic, washable paint and water.

I ask that you also wear white t-shirts so the color really shows, and comfortable pants and shoes. Please wear sneakers or something of the like. Wet grass can get kind of slippery so I want to make sure no one faceplants.

Children ages 5 and up are more than welcome to participate! If they are younger than 5, I ask that you please not bring them, only because the smaller they are the harder they are to keep an eye out for. And this will be a very large crowd.

I am also asking that you please please please stop by your local Michael's Art Supply and pick up a couple of bottles of NON-TOXIC WASHABLE paint as well as a dollar store for some water balloons! Bring them to the event, just in case we end up needing them!! Also, to be able to make the colored water necessary for your SQUIRT GUNS!! (PLEASE bring them if you have them! ^_^)

I'll be holding it at Snow Creek in Walnut, Ca. It's off of the 57 and Grand (if you're coming from the OC area) and it's off the 60 and Grand (if you're coming from the Riverside area.) Really hard to miss (because it has a big sign) but if you want, you should be able to google it. :)

threewaysonfreeways: The luxury of touching my partner is one of the most unfair omissions of my...

threewaysonfreeways:

The luxury of touching my partner is one of the most unfair omissions of my recent life. A hand on a thigh. Breath on a neck. A hug. A squeeze.

Fuck me, this is hard.

I’m sorry, Daddy. u_u

timewarp-grrrl: #my whole life

timewarp-grrrl:

#my whole life

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gorefairy: Splatterhouse by *DoctorDelirium

gorefairy:

Splatterhouse by *DoctorDelirium

threewaysonfreeways: Yeahhhh I wussed out. It was WAY too hot,...

threewaysonfreeways:

Yeahhhh I wussed out. It was WAY too hot, even with most of the hair gone.

My Daddy still has a sexy all over his face

fuckyeahchubbygirls: This is my first bikini and I could not be...

fuckyeahchubbygirls:

This is my first bikini and I could not be more excited for summer to get here! :)

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sumpunkkidwithtattoos: "Enchanted River - Phillipines 'NO ONE...

sumpunkkidwithtattoos:

"Enchanted River - Phillipines
'NO ONE HAS EVER REACHED ITS BOTTOM'
Enchanted River is found in the Phillipines. It is called "enchanted" because no one has ever reached its bottom. Many people, including scuba divers have tried reaching for the bottom but have failed, hence the legend of its bottomless pit. Moreover, locals share that NOBODY has been successful in catching the fish in this river, whether by hand or by spear.
They say its bluish color is a result of its depth and the water clarity changes throughout the day. At around 12:00pm, the water becomes clearer and even more majestic."

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dersekingdom: extremeironystrider: dersekingdom: extremeironys...

dersekingdom:

extremeironystrider:

dersekingdom:

extremeironystrider:

dersekingdom:

extremeironystrider:

dersekingdom:

rinnychan99:

dersekingdom:

YOU SEE THESE MOTHER FUCKERS RIGHT HERE?
THEY ARE POOL NOODLES AND THEY ARE METAL AS FUCK
THEY COME IN ALL SHAPES AND COLORS
SOMETIMES EVEN PATTERNS
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE YOU KNOW YOU WERE GANGSTER IF YOU HAD THESE
BITCHES DIVE INTO THE FUCKING POOL FOR ONE OF THESE
THEY FLOAT AND YOU CAN TRY INK THEM
BUT THESE BITCHES JUST POP BACK UP
IF YOU CAN'T SWIM IT'S IGHT THEY GOT YOU
THEY NEVER LET YOU DOWN
YOU COULD ALSO PLAY KNIGHT AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FRIEND WITH IT
LIFE JACKETS?
FUCK THAT POOL NOODLES GOT ME
EVERY FUCKING COLOR.
YOU FRUITY AS HELL?
GET EVERY COLOR FOR THE FLAG AND WATCH THEM FLOAT.
YEAH THESE WERE MY HOMIES WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND WHEN I WALK DOWN THE AISLE THEY GONNA BE THERE IN FUCKING TUXEDOS AND GODDAMN THEY'RE GONNA BE MY BEST MEN.

…These used to give me rashes, actually

METAL AS FUCK

MOTHER FUCKER I THINK YOU FORGOT THAT THESE FUCKIN' NOODLES COULD BECOME A GODDAMN THRONE OF WATER. LOOK AT THAT BITCH SHE'S QUEEN OF THE GODDAMN POOL. NOBODY FUCKS WITH A NOODLE NOT EVEN ONCE, IF YOU WHERE RIDIN' ONE OF THESE SICK ASS BITCHES YOU WHERE A MOTHERFUCKING TANK.

YOU INTO AMERICA? WELL DON'T WORRY THE NOODLES GOT 'YAH. BACKIN YOU UP FUCKIN' FREEDOM STYLE, THEY'LL KEEP YOU FREE AND STOP TERRIOST GODDAMNIT.

YOU WANNA RE=DO STAR WARS, WELL DON'T WORRY MOTHERFUCKER. THESE TIGHT ASS BITCHES GOT YAH LIKE A FUCKIN CULT.

OMFG I THINK I LOVE YOU. BUT YOU FORGOT ONE MORE THING:

YOU WANNA GO RULE ATLANTIS? IGHT MOTHER FUCKER, GET ON YOUR TRUNKS AND GRAB YOUR POWERADE BECAUSE BITCH WERE GONNA TAKE OVER KINGDOMS WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKERS.

WE DONT PLAY GAMES HERE, WE FUCKING START WARS.

VIVA LA NOODLE-CION!

MAN YOU FORGOT JUST ONE THING.

THAT WE'RE STARTING A GODDAMN ZOO MOTHERFUCKER.

LOOK AT THOSE LIL'SHITS, CUTE AS FUCK. DOWN RIGHT ADORABLE.

AND IF THAT AIN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU SICK BASTARDS. THEN LOOK AT THESE LIL'SHITS.

FUCKIN GLOW IN THE DARK IS WHERE IT'S AT YO, NEED TO SEE UNDER WATER AT NIGHT? MAYBE BECOME A SPY FOR 'MURICA. WELL DON'T WORRY THESE BITCHES WILL YOU GET YOU INTO A FUCKING BASE IN NO TIME, SOMEBODY SEEN YOU? DON'T WORRY SLAP THAT MOTHERFUCKER OUT WITH A NOODLE.

NOODLE VIETNAM!

THIS IS WHY I FOLLOW YOU. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

IF YOU CANT FUCKING AFFORD TO MAKE A COSPLAY FOR GODDAMN OTAKON, THATS IGHT ; YOU CAN BE SPIDER MAN. MOTHER FUCKING UNWANTED SPIDER MAN.

LOOK AT THAT CRAFTSMANSHIP BITCHES. YOULL BE SURE TO WIN JUDGE'S CHOICE AND GODDAMN FIRST PLACE IN THE HALL CONTEST. YOU STRUT THOSE GODDAMN NOODLE LEGS, GURL. YOU STRUT THEM.

man that's actually pretty sick though

BUT BITCH WE STILL GOING THROUGH SOME SHIT AND IN CHINA THEY KNOW THE WAY OF THE NOODLE.

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT, FUCKING DRAWING THAT'S WHAT. CHILLING WITH FRIENDS AND LOOKING LIKE SWAG TANKS WITH THEIR GODDAMN NOODLES.

SEE WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR NO BULLSHIT RIPOFFS.

SO SIT DOWN, RELAX, AND BEAT A BITCH WITH A NOODLE YOU LIL'BEAST.

MUTHAFUCKIN' CTHULHU.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

snorl4x: this is one of my favorite gifs yay

snorl4x:

this is one of my favorite gifs yay

jeffreestar: summer girls 🍰 (at Corona, CA)

jeffreestar:

summer girls 🍰 (at Corona, CA)

milfthick: Pale beauty

milfthick:

Pale beauty

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cookieforyou-castiel: i love this emoticon (◕‿◕✿) because i could be talking about...

cookieforyou-castiel:

i love this emoticon (◕‿◕✿)

because i could be talking about puppies (◕‿◕✿)

or cute clothes (◕‿◕✿)

or flowers (◕‿◕✿)

or hard-core BDSM-kinky sex (◕‿◕✿)

or murder (◕‿◕✿)